You could call Ted a zombie-come-lately; he's new to the whole zombie thing. In fact, Ted's pretty sure he's just got a "skin thing" he picked up on his trip to The Caribbean, but his well-meaning friends, unhealthy coworkers, and hilariously dysfunctional family members aren't so sure... and they aren't so helpful either. Adding insult to injury, Ted seeks help from a sex-obsessed psychotherapist (emphasis on the psycho) who specializes in disorders of the paranormal; he might have walked out in the first session, but it's hard to stay away when the woman of your dreams is in group therapy with you. Even if she does have fangs and a penchant for blood.